As none of my pets have thumbs, their penmanship is terrible, they can't cut out hearts from cardstock and they get glitter everywhere. So if they could, this is what I imagine their Valentine's Cards to me would say.
Smidge, entertainment guide
"Roses are pink,
Why did you move?
I was just getting comfortable?
Next TV watching position I must approve."
Cairo, bunkmate
"My kibbles are brown
and I'm really hungry
but if you don't wake up fast enough
I'll fall asleep on your arm so you can't move."
Who doesn't love an anti-rhyming joke, eh?
We can't forget the family pets, now!
Zoe, the cuddler
"I bark at the water bowl
I bark at the ground
I'll bark at just about anything
if you ever put me on the ground."
Sparkle, the athlete
"Let's talk a walk
Or play with the ballie
I'll do tricks for a treat
But I go nuts for the squirelly!"
Stanley, the ladies man
"They say roses are red
and that violets are blue
but all I care about
is not becoming Stanley Stew*"
*Stanley Stew is a joke my brother makes when he picks him up and claims we're going to make a stew out of him.
Happy Valentines Day to all my fuzzy and non-fuzzy friends!
