Bill Maine

I must disclaim this meandering by informing you that it contains punctuation

3:21AM ( 3 weeks ago )

Given the choice between running over an armadillo or running off a cliff, I think most of us would take the armadillo.

2:06PM ( 1 month ago )

I have finally stopped complaining and begun embracing the little reminders that Christmas leaves behind.

4:39PM ( 1 month ago )

Dear Santa

Post Christmas letters that might one day be written to Santa.

6:13AM ( 2 months ago )

Dedicated to the ones who aren't gifted givers.

4:00PM ( 2 months ago )

Creative waiting

Christmas has been a good business opportunity for a long time. Why should Advent be any different?

10:27AM ( 2 months ago )

And now the truth about raking leaves.

4:35PM ( 3 months ago )

The didn't have Happy Meals when I was a kid, but I'm glad they thought of them before my children arrived.

9:44AM ( 3 months ago )