Bill Maine

Just because you're eating doesn't mean you're having a meal.

1:24PM ( 5 years ago )

Sometimes the smallest of things can have the biggest effects.

2:59AM ( 5 years ago )

The polite answer

Seems like we're always asking each other questions while not caring about the answer.

2:49PM ( 5 years ago )

Need to make a point? Go with an All Star.

2:26PM ( 5 years ago )

I must disclaim this meandering by informing you that it contains punctuation

3:21AM ( 5 years ago )

Given the choice between running over an armadillo or running off a cliff, I think most of us would take the armadillo.

2:06PM ( 5 years ago )

I have finally stopped complaining and begun embracing the little reminders that Christmas leaves behind.

4:39PM ( 5 years ago )

Dear Santa

Post Christmas letters that might one day be written to Santa.

6:13AM ( 5 years ago )