Tuesday October 20th, 2020 5:14AM
Does this make me look fat?
What would happen if you asked an Artificial Intelligence appliance the one question that has thrown many relationships into a spin?
1:02AM ( 3 years ago )
The jerk my mother danced with
It's the one gift that can't be wrapped, boxed, or ordered online. But it's the best one you can give this Father's Day...or any day.
10:00AM ( 3 years ago )
You should be dancing.
A fool and his money soon go separate ways which is exactly what would happen if this fool had a million dollars. But wait until you see what that million would buy!
5:36PM ( 3 years ago )
Eastbound and Down
According to his daughter, it was one of Alfred Hitchcock's guilty pleasures. For me "Smokey and the Bandit" is no guilt and all pleasure.
9:30AM ( 3 years ago )
Shouldering the emptiness
Row after row of crosses. Acre after acre of sacrifice. And what of the families left behind?
1:00AM ( 3 years ago )
To the Class of 2017: Happiness is a drawer full of clean me.
No one will ever ask me to be a commencement speaker. That’s not a complaint. Just a statement of fact and one with which I’m quite comfortable.
10:20AM ( 3 years ago )
The woman who danced with a jerk
Well hello it’s Mother’s Day. My mother was an outspoken woman with a wicked sense of humor
3:30PM ( 3 years ago )