Friday April 19th, 2024 7:03PM
Spiders don't belong in the kitchen
As I was about to put water in the coffeepot to make coffee Sunday morning, I noticed something in the sink was moving. It was a spider. Now I know what you are saying. “Mitch, it’s just a little spider. Quit being a baby.”
8:42AM ( 7 years ago )
The ice man cometh, and he has slogans
This time of the year, I find myself buying lots of ice.
9:36AM ( 7 years ago )
Learning the key to opening a hotel room door
I checked into a hotel the other night in a little town outside of Lexington. It wasn’t a fancy hotel, but I knew it would be clean and I was able to use some of my reward points to pay for it.
2:38PM ( 7 years ago )
Remembering Lewis Grizzard
The headline in the Atlanta paper was little jarring for me. Lewis Grizzard, it said, would have been 70 years old last week.
10:19AM ( 7 years ago )
The nostalgia of a trip to the bank
I went to the bank today. That may not sound like a big deal, but I realized after I left that it was probably the first time I’ve been inside a bank in about six months.
2:28PM ( 7 years ago )
New and improved products normally aren't
I have a policy against things that are supposed to be new and supposed to make my life easier, because most of the time, instead of making my life easier, they usually make it more complicated.
4:14PM ( 7 years ago )
An alligator changed Milly's plans
I hated to break the news to Milly, the liver and white springer spaniel who lives at my house. But she needed to hear it and she needed to hear it from me. I waited until the last possible minute, while we were walking in the park along Lake Lanier and she was anxious to get off the leash and into the water.
1:36PM ( 7 years ago )
Our long, national nightmare is over, football is back
The phone rang and I saw who it was. I started not to answer, but I knew he’d only call back. Again and again. Until finally I surrendered and answered. So I bit the bullet.
9:48AM ( 7 years ago )