In one memorable episode of “The Andy Griffith Show,” Barney Fife got angry when Andy went through his lunch to find something to feed the dog that followed Opie to the courthouse.
“Barn, you’ve got three sandwiches in there,” Andy would say.
“Two for my lunch and one for late in the day, when I get my sinking spell,” Barney said.
Thomas Jefferson dropped by my office the other day for a chat.
Yes, that Thomas Jefferson. But don’t judge. Some people claim to see UFOs. Others set up séances to connect with their late Aunt Hildegarde. I talk to the Founding Fathers.